Connie is short for Constance. You will most likely find a Connie meditating in the middle of the street, running around with a tutu screaming "OYSTER SAUCE", or playing dead in the middle of an elevator. Just because she doesn't give a &*^%. Connie's are fun, pretty, weird, and stylish. If you have a Connie, hold on to her, because she is special.
DUDE WTF IS THAT.