13 definitions by Madmike the Malevolent

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When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.
I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
having a girl suck your dick, and as you come, shove your cock as far in as you can, resulting in her making her vomit.With your cock in her mouth, she will have a mouth full of puke, cock and come, hence the slop on your pig.
I was slopping the pig on Trixie when I knew she was cheating on me.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
When you stand over someone's face and deliver a bare-assed wet fart on them.
Rob passed out at a party for the last time. Steve hershey kissed him while he was out on the floor, and his face looked like a pizza.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
When you are fucking a fat chick and you fuck a roll instead of her pussy, and she is angered when you shoot your load in her roll.
Emma was mad cowed when I couldn't find her twat under her rolls of flab.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy
Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
From Poynesian lore. You bend over bare assed and your target has his or her face placed over your ass. You then erupt your ass lava onto him or her.
Shawn wanted in the club, so we did a sacrificing the virgin on him to initiate him.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007

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