3 definitions by Madiyaan

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A qasai (butcher) famous for phaddas (voilence), drugs, thug-ery and kiting in the old city of Lahore, Pakistan. He started off as a humble butcher apprentice, but through sweat, toil and red-tape, worked his way up to the higher echelons of Lahore politics. Now a much feared assasin and still enjoys strolls in his 7-series BMW and khich in paichay sporting his 200 grand Rolex watch.
Be careful of this guy; he's Kummu Qasai's close friend.
by Madiyaan February 09, 2005

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1) Title awarded to Hammad Shaukat for his services towards the greater good of humanity.
2) Hammad Shaukat himself. He is also known by some other aliases, like SirSaith Schottkey, 'Mmad Shaukee, etc.
3) A person who doesn't reply to emails. A very derogatory term; use with caution.
1. "I, Kummu Qasai, the King of faggots, award you, Mr. Khoutah, the noble title of SirSaith. You shall be known as SirSaith from now on."
"But..."
"No but's, child."
"But I don't deserve this title and..."
"Oh, you don't? Okay, fag. Bye."

2. "SirSaith Hammad Shaukat, how are you?"
... no reply...

3. a. I never reply to any electronic mail sent to me. Therefore, I am proud to be a SirSaith.
b. Person A: "Oay, reply kyoun nahi karta tu? Khud ko SirSaith samjhta hai?"
Person B: "Did you just call me SirSaith?!"
Person A: "Sorry yaara, ghulti ho gayee; I didn't mean to say that."
by Madiyaan February 10, 2005

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By name he is known to nearly half of the civilized world as Usman Altaf, or UAH, he is known by other names too. This word has multiple meanings. In Punjabi, a khoutah (self-referencial) means a donkey, literally.
Usman Altaf bears remarkable resemblance to a donkey for a human (if the word human is to be considered a broad word). His perseverence, adamant-ness, melodious braying sound, and most of all obsession with this word itself almost begs the non-conformist to agree to this self-evident axiom that he is, in fact, /the/ Khoutah.
O Khoutah, tainu ugg laggay.

Traditionalistic: UAH, is he a Khoutah?
Heretic: Mark my words, my heresy; he is, by all that is Holy, a Toutah.
by Madiyaan February 09, 2005

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