2 definitions by Madison J

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1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.
1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.
by Madison J October 18, 2003

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a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.
After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.
by Madison J October 18, 2003

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