An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)
"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)