Mad Mr.Tom. Someone who gets beat by their parentals until their ass smells of tunafish and is the color purple. Followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during sexual intercourse. Someone who has a small penis but is too afraid to admit it. During the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named Tristan. Trust me, You'll know a Mad Mr.Tom when you see one...
Guy 1: Dude, i just found out my friend is a Mad Mr.Tom.
Guy 2: Who, Jimmy?
Guy 1: Yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.