A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?
A retired person who watches TV all day, rarely leaves the house and does not contribute to society anymore under the guise of "retirement."
Basically, "retirement" is their excuse to do nothing and give up on life.
My dad, the rebum, has done absolutely nothing but watch TV all day since his retirement.
friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
driver that tries to pass you in merging lanes, causing you to slam the brakes.
He's a total merge moron, trying to pass people in merging lanes.
friend that only calls, but never wants to hang out in person.
He's just a phone-a-friend; he'll talk on the phone with me, but never wants to hang out.
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