1 definition by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild

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VERB:

-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.

-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.

-It's the Big Daddy to merk.

-To totally fuk shit up the ass
Omg dude Ryan marph'd some kids lastnight on Call of Duty, he got a triple kill with a Flash bang!

Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.
by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild December 14, 2009

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