To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.
When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.
"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"
A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.
From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
abrv. of caffiene
I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.
To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
The sweet dessert of blasphemy, usually enjoyed by the throughly hell-bound.
(created from the act of raping Gad anally)
Fuck it. I'm going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy the God Fudge.
To mindless blast at doorways, openinsg and portals, hoping to get lucky and frag
some poor fuck. A noob
That little shitbag caught 39 frags just by hole spamming