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Ruq
A large though easily subdued being known for living in a soft glow, said to be the reflecting of hentai porn on it's glasses. When asked as question non-relating to Sega or Nintendo, the ruq will often respond with "buh". Some believe transformers are another way of a ruq's "pleasure". Does not take kindly to Timbits.
That ruq has no life...
by MaGigs April 14, 2008

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A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.
(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
by magigs August 12, 2008

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The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.
"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"
by magigs August 12, 2008

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