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A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.
Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"

Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."

Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.

*Splat*
by Ma3di August 14, 2006

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