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5 definitions by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT

 
1.
exclamation made after winning a big pot. i.e. in poker.
dealer: Flush beats a straight. You win.
drunk-ass poker player: SHIP IT!!!
by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT October 18, 2004
 
2.
1. An utter douchebag that won the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in 2006.
2. A loser that has many acquaintances and thinks they are everyone's friend when in reality, everyone thinks really low of the person because they are a tool.
All the past winners of the World Series of Poker were cool, some were lucky, but Jamie Gold is a total douchebag.
by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT October 09, 2006
 
3.
when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
 
4.
star trek fan: come to my house so we can watch star trek!
guy #1: Jot ga shibal saeki.
 
5.
angry reply to any offensive statement or action. short for "that's it!!!" usually followed with a punch in the nuts.
person A: i fucked your mom last night.
person B: THIT!