4 definitions by MWBishop

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A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.
My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.
by MWBishop June 28, 2010

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Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.
The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.
by MWBishop June 26, 2010

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Extra underpants needed in case of an emergency.
While on a business trip last week my companion accidentlly crapped his pants - good thing he packed anunderspare.
by MWBishop June 26, 2010

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Illness produced by overexposure to flatulence particles (farticles) or odors.
Several people were hospitalized after being diagnosed with spraydiation sickness as a result of today's baked-bean eating contest.
by MWBishop June 26, 2010

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