Alternative to "supposedly", used to indicate that something
is obviously total bullshit, but the issue is too stupid
to argue about.
"John is late
for work because
supposably his car blew up again this morning."
"Kate showed up to work at noon the day after
St. Patrick's Day because
supposably her dog turned the stove on and set her house on fire."
"My doctor says I have
the flu, but my cousin's girlfriend Moonbeam
says my chakras
and I need my body energy fields
smoothed out by a shaman, supposably."