1 definition by MOOSE RIDER

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slutty cum dumpster....
wears a lot of mascara, so eyelashes look like spidey legs....
She is such a knob jockey she has crabs in her lashes.
While swabbing the deck, Spidey Lash got crabs in her mega lashes.
by MOOSE RIDER August 10, 2009

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