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A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004
bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection
Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!
by mE November 24, 2003
SEX....to do the nasty
by ME May 15, 2003
The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"
by Me March 05, 2004
One of the best damn gangster movies of all time
Let watch goodfellas
by me July 24, 2003
A great insult used by Donnie Darko. At the dinner table with his family directed twords his little sister
Donnie~ Your such a fuckass Elizabeth
Elizabeth~ Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie~ Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, How exactly does one suck a fuck?
by Me December 21, 2004
An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.
me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?
by Me November 01, 2003

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