769 definitions by ME

715
The incorrect way of spelling ijit, as popularized on this website by kayla and kasey.
Kayla and Kasey: you're an idgit!
Me:Don't you mean ijit.
Kayla and Kasey: Aaaaargh!
by Me March 16, 2005

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716
a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses
Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant
by me February 07, 2005

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717
1] something to say to one after one sneezes, as reassurance that they haven't made an ass of themself
2] description of an attractive male (or female)
1] "(insert sneeze here)" "you're so good lookin!"
2] "how does he do it? he's just so good lookin!"
by me December 11, 2004

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718
pretending to be something your not
jamie kennedy is ostentatious
by me December 01, 2004

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719
Made up during a music class when a child spelled the music type Swing wrong. Can be a cover-up for shit or fuck.
Holy swink I just owned you ass
by Me January 06, 2005

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720
The Greatest band ever
sum41 is the best band ever
by me August 18, 2004

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721
an absolute dump next to the Tay, populated by total minks and, in contrast, rich young people at DHS.
dundee.... im never coming back once i get to uni.
you live in dundee? unlucky.
by me February 07, 2004

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