If an Eiffel Tower is when 2 men are doing one girl (one from behind and one getting a BJ) and then high fiving, then an Eiffel Tower is when one of the guys is a midget.
Hey there little guy, why don't we go pick up a call girl and give her the ol' Eiffel Tower--er, I guess in your case the Tower of Pisa.
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