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124 definitions by MATTHEW

 
1.
A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.
I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.
by Matthew November 01, 2004
 
2.
performing oral sex on a female
yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand
by matthew December 31, 2003
 
3.
The best network on tv period
southpark is on it duh
by Matthew December 12, 2003
 
4.
A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!
by Matthew May 10, 2004
 
5.
Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.
Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down
by Matthew February 05, 2005
 
6.
1. (verb) To engulf a piece of property into flames, with the intent of destruction.
"Hey Bob, wanna go rape some kids and commit a little arson?"
by Matthew July 25, 2003
 
7.
As well as being the best game ever made it is the game that brings us the new "All your base are belong to us". By bringing you You're Winner or to the hardcore fans You're Winner!
Hey Jimmy, You play Big Rigs so You're Winner!
by Matthew January 21, 2004