Is a religeon for MEN and is worshipped at the church of Emmanuel Eboue. If you see a fellow "Ishbalite" you must communicate by shouting "ISHBALAH" in an Indian accent. As a man you have ball-bags, which in Ishbalism are known as Ishball-bags.
MAN: I am a MAN
Woman: You must follow Ishbalism as you are a MAN