4 definitions by MANIAC!?

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When you take a shit and wipe but the paper comes off clean. Often referred to as a "clean pinch".
Dude 1 : Man it's cool when you have a clean pinch after a huge shit.
Dude 2 : Don't you mean a Ghostie
by MANIAC!? December 28, 2013

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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
by MANIAC!? December 01, 2013

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A song by Taking Back Sunday
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A freshly cleaned stall, such as in a first class airplane
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The feeling you get when you are finally happy in life after a tragedy such as death or some other sad shit...
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Sean: Man me and my band really jammed out to my blue heaven by Taking Back Sunday on Saturday

Mike: No shit huh?
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Man: Ah finally I can take a shit in peace, this bathroom is My Blue Heaven

Ghostie: Nope.
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Mike: Man I met Jamie and finally I can have My Blue Heaven

Stranger: That's great for you man, but who the fuck are you!?
by MANIAC!? November 30, 2013

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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
by MANIAC!? December 01, 2013

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