My friend was concieved there, I moved there and there is something about the right-wing conservatives that we can't get enough of. We just love that there is nothing to do unless you are 21 and frequently carry at least $150 in your pocket. It's a great place to kick back and insult people who are different than you.
NOTE: in case you can't tell, sarcasm is oozing from this definition.
Ben: Let's go to downtown!
Maggie: We are downtown...
Ben: Wait, why are we the only ones here, besides that fuckin' statue of a flying pig?