emoticons styled to resemble the super-deformed expressions of characters in Japanese animation*.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
I'm so happy ^___^;
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
An act, typically by extremely extroverted social climbers that involves the filling of a void in their social lives and/or social circle with a person(s).
**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"
"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"
1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
male term meaning to masturbate.
guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
A person socially outsourced (see definition) but mainly for the sake of jealousy, intrigue, or narcissistic supply.
"wow...did you see Greg buddy-buddy with that guy he barely met at the wedding last night?"
"its just a BFFS (best friend for show), man.
"yeah...that makes me really sad because he used to be my best friend, before I f'd his gf...so... I'm going to flame him, now. Did you know one time he...."
A very extreme version of "beer goggles".
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person
...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.