1 definition by M.C. Hammer (my alias :-)

1. god of parachute pants and a one hit wonder. 2. unemployed, but still there 3. has no money, yet somehow survives 4.(mysteriously) 5. crappy alias
1. A)wow, that guy with the gay pants on tv lives on the street now B)he pulled an M.C. Hammer then
2.A) that bum down the street is still there! B) if he wasnt white, id say he was M.C. Hammer himself!
3.(4.) jake aint dead yet? he sure is an M.C. Hammer!
5. Mike Cygnar calls himself "M.C. Hammer when he orders pizza
by M.C. Hammer (my alias :-) December 30, 2004
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