2 definitions by M. Helton

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Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.
by M. Helton December 10, 2009

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The spectacle caused by white trash engaging in tasteless, disturbing, or inappropriate behavior in public.
While I was at Wal-Mart yesterday, I saw a morbidly obese family buying matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That place shows nothing but Trashterpiece Theater.
by M. Helton December 11, 2009

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