1. Those assholes who always get drunk at your parties, throw up on your furniture, fuck your friends, smoke cigarettes in your bathroom, and beat up their friends.
2. A punk rock band based out of Bethesda, MD. The Ashwins are often credited with the popularization, if not the creation, of the musical genre knowns as Prepcore. The band consists of five official members, although line-up changes have been made on occasion. The Ashwins' music is often heavily focused on underage drinking, drunk-driving, getting with girls, or all of the above.
On january 23, 2006, The Ashwins first and only album to date, THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT, was released on iTunes.
Formed officially in 2004, the band agreed to a hiatus in the summer of 2007 due to creative differences.
"You're wasted off your ass
But You're still stepping on the gas
Hope to god that you don't crash
But You're still driving faster"
-from "Your Kids Are Gonna LOVE it!" from THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT