1 definition by M dizzle up in this hizzle

Top Definition
1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?
by M dizzle up in this hizzle August 03, 2008

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