an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'
'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'
' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)