1.OMG i'm going to resort to joining a chat room
because im so bored.ARGGGHHH
2.mid aged pedophile man:Hi im a 14 yr old boy from new york and i like to have fun listening to loud music and skateboarding.Is there any 12 yr old girls here i can chat with.
12 yr old girl:Ya im 12.Lets be friends!
3.Person #1:Dude i just ate the biggest booger ever!
person #2:dude me too!
Person #3:Why the fuck am i here?