1. Crown Princess of Denmark, future Queen of Denmark
2. A rather vulgar sexual act involving ceramic figurines, ice cubes and an alarm clock.
3. A rags to riches story
1. Her Highness Princess Mary
Guy 1:Oh my god, dude, like last night, we did the Mary Donaldson
Guy 2: DUDE YOU ROCK!!
3. Wow shes a real Mary Donaldson, hey?