a set of laws that govern
how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there
are hundreds of nuances which
can only be learned through experience, basically
1. The highest ranking person selects where
lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays
own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where
lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where
lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make
a selection based upon
the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people
who are not normally restricted
by laws. It is custom, which
than written law. To break
lunch law is to invite beheading.