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1 definition by Luminescent Wolf

 
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Fugly bastard that does commercials for subway. Used to wear 60-inch pants. Very selfish. Came to my school to talk us into eating subway. Now I'm not even ever going to try it.

Only became a celeb (if you could even call him one) because he wanted a sandwich and got hooked.

Whenever he goes to schools to talk kids into wasting their money on shitty sandwiches, he brings police with him. "Oooh, help me, the middle schoolers are going to beat me up. Ooh, help me help me."

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-beats him up-
Jared Fogle is a bad name to a former fatass. Needs to die. Then die in the afterworld. Then die in the afterworld of the afterworld. Then die in the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld. Then die in the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld. Then screw his mom.
by Luminescent Wolf July 22, 2005