A Sap king, he loves his job,
He even earned his new name BOB
A Pip lover, some Beyonce too,
My good mate Chris, he’s my number one bru!
To describe him as a square is really unfair,
The two things just do not compare,
A day with him is a real treat,
Even if most the time he’s like a dog in heat!
Cracks me up laughing for most of the day,
Until that is, his opinions get in the way!
He is my mountain, he is the sea,
Thankfully the funny man sits next to me!
He's a real Christophern...meaning great friend!