4 definitions by Lulu Thompson

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
by Lulu Thompson December 10, 2007
The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"
by Lulu Thompson November 13, 2007
The active/aggressive equivalent of a normal boob graze.

The physical act where a female object uses her breasts to rub against any body part of a man. The purpose of this seemingly accidental act can be purely to obtain sexual gratification or to attract male attention. The "grazee", once realized what's going on, usually feels violated, but rarely receives sympathy.
Brian sobbed "I thought I went for an innocent massage by a sweet old Thai lady, I couldn't believe she gave me a serious reversed boob graze on my face. I feel sick......"
by Lulu Thompson August 31, 2008
A man (DILF) or woman (MILF) (usually over 40), who would do anything to keep him/herself looking youthful. Serious time-fighting is an expensive past time that is not affordable to the general public.

Examples of legendary time fighters include Michelle Pfeiffer, Demi Moore and Steven Lawrence Thompson.
Brian marveled at Steve's youthful appearance " I can't believe Steve is over 40! He doesn't look a day over 28!"
Eric quipped "He was the world champion time fighter in 2008, he spends on average 8 hours a day applying various creams onto his face. He does attract hundreds of tomb raiders from all over the world every year."
by Lulu Thompson August 24, 2008

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