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2 definitions by Luke Stafford

 
1.
A beautiful, kind and talented young woman who is hated, and essentially bullied, by billions of people across the world for no good reason.

The main reason people hate her is because they think that she is famous because her dad owns a huge amount of money. This is not true. She slowly worked her way up to the top by showing up at parties, modelling shows, events and basically being an 'it-girl', which is how a lot more celebrities actually became celebrities than most people know.

THEN she started her acting career, singing career, modelling career etc.

So think before you bitch about her. Barely anyone knows even a slightest grain of truth about her and just believes what they hear, see or read in the tabloids. If, for example, a new girl arrived at your school and someone told you she was a slut, would you go round slagging her off like there's no tomorrow? I don't think so. So why would you do that with Paris Hilton? Wait until she's actually harmed or offended you before you hate her.

Remember, Paris - there are loads of people in the world who would kill to see you fall, so only listen to those who know the real you and not just what Perez Hilton has put on his bitchsite. (Seriously, that guy is gonna really hurt someone's feelings someday)

LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
Woman 1: I'm gonna name my kid Paris.
Woman 2: Awww what a cute name! Maybe she'll even turn out like Paris Hilton!
Woman 1: I'm not sure anyone could be THAT nice. I mean, I can't do miracles, can I? Maybe Richard and Kathy Hilton are Gods in disguise ...
Woman 3: Oh my God, you're gonna name your after that sex tape-making bitch?
Woman 1 + 2: Hey! Rick Solomon filmed that without her knowing. She was furious when she found out. Do you really think someone that nice would allow that to happen if she knew about it at the time?
Woman 3: True, true, true ...
Woman 1 + 2 + 3: WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
by Luke Stafford March 11, 2008
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2.
A beautiful, kind and talented young woman who is hated, and essentially bullied, by billions of people across the world for no good reason.

The main reason people hate her is because they think that she is famous because her dad owns a huge amount of money. This is not true. She slowly worked her way up to the top by showing up at parties, modelling shows, events and basically being an 'it-girl', which is how a lot more celebrities actually became celebrities than most people know.

THEN she started her acting career, singing career, modelling career etc.

So think before you bitch about her. Barely anyone knows even a slightest grain of truth about her and just believes what they hear, see or read in the tabloids. If, for example, a new girl arrived at your school and someone told you she was a slut, would you go round slagging her off like there's no tomorrow? I don't think so. So why would you do that with Paris Hilton? Wait until she's actually harmed or offended you before you hate her.

Remember, Paris - there are loads of people in the world who would kill to see you fall, so only listen to those who know the real you and not just what Perez Hilton has put on his bitchsite. (Seriously, that guy is gonna really hurt someone's feelings someday)

LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
Woman 1: I'm gonna name my kid Paris.

Woman 2: Awww what a cute name! Maybe she'll even turn out like Paris Hilton!
Woman 1: I'm not sure anyone could be THAT nice. I mean, I can't do miracles, can I? Maybe Richard and Kathy Hilton are Gods in disguise ...
Woman 3: Oh my God, you're gonna name your after that sex tape-making bitch?
Woman 1 + 2: Hey! Rick Solomon filmed that without her knowing. She was furious when she found out. Do you really think someone that nice would allow that to happen if she knew about it at the time?
Woman 3: True, true, true ...
Woman 1 + 2 + 3: WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
by Luke Stafford March 12, 2008
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