1 definition by Luke AKA "Blodnie"

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1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.

2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.
1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"

2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"
by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 16, 2008

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