193 definitions by Luke

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.
With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies
by Luke January 06, 2005
"It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. " never have truer words been spoken. what they also should have said is "millies fuck anything with a pulse and an adidas watch".

millies are the female spide. spides are like the chavs in Northern ireland. utterly pathetic, travelling in large groups to make sure they dont get "bate" usually living life on the dole, and the worst part, picking fights with random people for no other reason than you are there. Racist,sectarian,pathetic... the scum of the Earth and the bottom of the barrel in the evolutionary ladder.
spides make sure they say "fock" and "leek" in every sentence.
by Luke March 08, 2005
"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
by Luke January 08, 2005
Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.
I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden
by Luke June 16, 2006
When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.
I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.
by Luke March 25, 2004
one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!
1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?
by Luke April 17, 2005
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