172 definitions by LudwigVan

The quintessential American.
Mmm... forbidden donut.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
The non-emergency counterpart of 911.
I think we're lost, call 311.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
A game played once by the Simpsons, which is a mix of Battleship and Scrabble, using a Scrabble board and both Scrabble letter tiles and Battleship pieces.
You sunk my Scrabbleship!
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
An unreasonably early hour.
I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
by LudwigVan October 01, 2004
1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
Arabic for 'dog', a severe insult when applied to humans.
ibn kalb = son of a bitch
by LudwigVan October 01, 2004
Shut The Fuck Up or Get The Fuck Out.
Wise words, Ludwig.
by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

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