2 definitions by Lucifer's Chiropractor

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A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an alabama hot-pocket -- tell me you can't feel THAT, bitch!
by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 12, 2006
Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 13, 2006
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