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1 definition by Lu Lupo

 
1.
Someone who awkwardly narrates every moment throughout sex.
Jay (sensually creepy): Oh yeah, get on that table and bend over like that..yeah.
Cait (what the fuck?): Okay...I'm getting on the table now...You don't have to be a narrator
by Lu Lupo January 07, 2013