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2 definitions by Lowla1985

 
1.
Someone who sucks up to people.
"I baked muffins for my whole class."
-"Really? You are such an ass-whisperer, trying to get people to like you."
by Lowla1985 September 20, 2009
 
2.
Authentic taste and smell of food and other things, meaning without any artificial additives; smelling/tasting as it is meant to, without artificial flavoring/aromas
- 'That lasagne was delicious; like my Italian grandmother used to make it. Did you use pre-packaged (herbs) mix?'

- 'No I made it from scratch with fresh herbs from an old recipe; it's really authentastic'
by Lowla1985 October 12, 2011