A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
An answer or reply to a statement or question you don't understand, that annoys you, or that you don't care about.
"And then I was like, omg, no way, and she was like, talking about crap and I was like, omg and she was like, yeah and we were like, no way and like, yeah. And then she was like, what and I was like, omg."
"I got the math test bonus question, I think. I divided x by pi and squared the root of 6 and canceled out all those sines over the cosines of 74 and 76, and I got 457 over the hkdslf of ffuuuu. What did you get?"
A combination of retarded, dumb, and ridiculous; sometimes said as a cover for when saying "retarded" isn't okay.
"She is so redumbulous it hurts."
"Oh my god, he's so reta---uh, redumbulous!"
An update to my previous definition:
"accidentally" is actually an old meme. Use with caution on teh Internets
, especially around places such as /b/
LovetteCher: HEY GAIS I ACCIDENTALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MEME.
Anon: Lovette Cher can't define worth crap. She accidentally