An uneducated delinquent named Matty P. A boy that contains large amounts of unnecessary facts that no one wants to hear. He is a boy who likes doing outrageous things for fun, such as climbing rocks. Some question his sexuality. He has tool written all over him as he is self-absorbed. He has unexpected skills such as his ability to maneuver across a piano. He also has a face of a donkey that no one seems to be able to look away from.