Slang terminology for Orgasm.
He really took me to the O spot last night, over and over again!
The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from
. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced
. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or
and wants to settle down with one woman.
The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the
boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"
Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
Slang terminology for HEART.
Also H-spot, h spot.
“ Her words hit me right in the H spot.”
“ He's a
with major H spot
“ That guy needs a tune up on his H spot; seems like none of his human circuits are firing.”
“ His H spot has total control over his
. It’s impressive that he’s mastered the H spot connection.”
Slang terminology for Lips.
The favorite L spot exercise is the pucker.
Not to be confused with the lips of the
honey love pot
although the L Spot has definitely been known to connect to the external
and other hot erotic erogenous spots.
Guy to buddy: “Looking at her luscious L spot makes me want to kiss her.”
Husband to wife: “Honey, just plant one here on the L spot.” Boyfriend to girlfriend: “I have just the place for you to wrap your L spot.”
DFS = Dating For Sport
Lots of FWB (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you've scored in the bedroom.
"Hey, Jimmy, are you still DFS or are you looking for 'the one'?"
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her
swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have
but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
PWC = Posting While Compromised
Clearly that post on Facebook was done when he was angry; another case of PWC.
I see another PWC mistake in the works. Hide her cell phone because she's had too many drinks! Step away from that keyboard or you'll have to deal with the backlash of PWC tomorrow.
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