4 definitions by Lousy

telf

abbreviation for telford girl

"fuck off, ur a telf"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

telford girl

Girls generally from the telford area in Shropshire who think it is acceptable to look like a man. certain aspects of these girls would include as many chunky gold earrings in one ear as it can take, large numbers of big colourful hair scrunchies tying their hair ver tight to their head. this hair will then be seen poking out of the back of a cap perching on the head at a very strange angle (usually burberry). some kind of branded polo shirt and trackie bottoms tucked into some branded socks. and to finish off this incredible look, the rockports on the feet. WOW what a look.

"look at her the hoe, shes such a telford girl." also see 'telf'

by Lousy August 29, 2003

sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003