4 definitions by Lounge Party

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A drug that when taken causes no effect to your motor skills, perceptiveness or state of mind but will induce one symptom - over the next 15 hours, for approximately 2 seconds, the taker will see Kevin Bacon appear totally randomly, in any kind of way or place, and then dissapear with the same flippancy.

Popular amongst lay workers who ingest the pill to add excitement to their day, knowing that at any point Kevin Bacon will appear to them in an unforeseen fashion.
Hank took the bacon pill and went to work, 4 hours later he looked out the window and briefly saw Kevin Bacon sitting on the branch of a tree, flapping his arms like a bird.

John: 'I took a bacon pill at around 12 in the afternoon and 2 hours later i crossed into the Kevin Bacon dimension - I saw him walking a pram backwards down the side of footpath, wearing a pair of bunny ears and crying. It was wild, totally brightened up my day'
Fraser: 'man, i need to get my hands on a bacon pill too.
by Lounge Party June 01, 2010

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An act by which a person has sex with a dead body while waiting for their clothes to finish a cycle in the washing machine.

An ill-conceived plan to amuse oneself while waiting for the washing machine to finish a cycle by having sex with a dead body; however, the process of actually getting the dead body needed to complete necrowash takes longer than the actual wash cycle itself.
Tyler: 'Man, i had a necrowash last night, it was a nightmare to get the body'
Sam: 'At least you were able to amuse yourself while your clothes were cleaned'

James: 'Dude, I hate waiting for my laundry to finish, it so boring'
Nick: 'Your best option to pass the time is to necrowash, but you have to try and get a body first, sneaking into the morgue is harder than it looks'
James: 'Necrowash sounds like it will cure my boredom, i have a friend who is a gravedigger, he could help me'
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Being the victim of a flippant ant who steals food from your picnic and is indifferent to how annoying it is for the victim, the ant is flippant in that it takes the food and relocates it indiscriminately without the desire to feed on it.
John: 'hey, where did the remainder of my food go, im sure i put it down next to me'
Chris: 'that ant annoyingly moved it behind you, but he isnt eating it, i think he is just trying to cause confusion and annoyance, or is indifferent towards the consequences'
John: 'man, ive just been flippantid'

'Far out, today i was flippantid like 10 times; this ant continually stole and moved my food, with total ambivalence towards the outcome of such action'
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A savy criminal who wears a bald wig to cover his hair and remain inconspicious.
The defendant was initially hard to apprehend due to problems in ascertaining his identity, operating as a baldtheif proved advantageous to the criminal.

Police officer 1: 'Upon reviewing security footage the baldtheif was finally identified as he put on a bald wig in the car park of the shopping centre, before putting on such disguise security tapes confirmed him as an employee of the shopping centre, and he was apprehended'

Judge (to criminal): 'you sir were one clever baldtheif'
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