an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn
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