1 definition by LouIsAfitty

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The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.
sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right
by LouIsAfitty February 04, 2009

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