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1.
Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.
Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.
by LottieEB July 27, 2007