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11 definitions by LornaPie

 
1.
ned
Non - educated delinquent Scottish Chav. Different accent ... simular clothing and same attitude.
Normal Person: Hello
Ned: AIIiiiiiight
Normal Person: ?
Ned: Aye pure dingy man am no a ned!!
Normal Person: m'kay.
by Lornapie July 06, 2005
 
2.
SHE ROCKS!! hehe! She is beautiful and wonderful.
Lorna is the best ever!
by Lornapie April 18, 2005
 
3.
Uh
1. To mock being offended
2. Another word for "erm" or "um"
3. Noise of pleasure
1. Steve: You're so stoopid
Bob: UH!!!! WELL!!

2. Steve: Did you do the maths homework ?
Bob: Uhh... well...

3. Steve: *fucks*
Random slut: UhhhhhUHuhuhhhuhuhhh
by LornaPie October 10, 2005
 
4.
Retard's way of spelling liar
John: I like you!
Bob: You lie!! Lier!!
John: It's liar dipshit.
Bob: :O
by LornaPie October 13, 2005
 
5.
An pathetic insult used by people who can't think of anything better to say and are very bad at grammar and say "your" instead of "you're" when appropriate.
Bob: Hey dude what's happening?
Chris: Fuck off
Bob: What have I done?!
Chris: Your gay!
Bob: Shut the hell up you retarded fuckfaced pussy unclefucking douchebag turd burglar!!!
Chris: Um... your gay.
by Lornapie July 04, 2005
 
6.
Eilidh is the almighty and all evil one of the world!! Fear her!!
Lorna: Hi
Eilidh: Mwahahaha
by Lornapie April 13, 2005
 
7.
Someone who can write with both right and left hands
I am ambidexterous. I can write with both right and left hands.
by Lornapie July 11, 2005